I just sent a tweet to Twist magazine in hopes of finding the pictures. Not desperate. 

shaky:

I’m stuck between wanting:

1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love

2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet

3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while I’m married to my career

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rebeccacumberland:

when you’ve just finished an 8 hr shoot and Simons calls you about some appearance 

rebeccacumberland:

when you’ve just finished an 8 hr shoot and Simons calls you about some appearance 

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gookgod:

this is some yuri manga type shit man

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onlyblackgirl:

meohellokitty:

onlyblackgirl:

shinygays:

lady gaga’s dog is wearing my college tuition around her neck

image

Watch that dog get robbed real quick.

…can you rob an animal?

If i see it on the street we gone find out. 

54,112 notes   •   July 30 2014, 12:09 AM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
frettedtoflame:

renrevenge:



I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK

frettedtoflame:

renrevenge:

I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK

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sushinfood:

"Weird Al" Yankovic does it again with his newest parody "Word Crimes"

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londonphile:

http://www.ew.com/ew/gallery/0„20399642_20837151,00.html#30191993

londonphile:

http://www.ew.com/ew/gallery/0„20399642_20837151,00.html#30191993

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rexuality:

I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great

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realitytvgifs:

I love this new update

realitytvgifs:

I love this new update

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tyleroakley:

what a queen

303,087 notes   •   July 26 2014, 07:30 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
WHY ARE YOU SINGLE

lemuelcushing:

because i didn’t forward that chain email letter in 2004

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forgetpolitics:

I. AM. FUCKING. DEAD.

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meladoodle:

rodneykong:

if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right

yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off 

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