Imagine if Breaking Bad was set in Canada or the UK or Australia. Walt discovers he has lung cancer, is promptly treated at no cost and discharged with no financial burden apart from $20 in subsidised prescriptions. The end.
hmm. it’s almost as if Breaking Bad might have been trying to say something. Who knows, though
Getting to the end of a fanfic only to realize it’s incomplete.
a new sex position called the ‘9’
its just me lying there, i dont have a sex life
How has nobody settled for me yet I’m a solid 3
Nicole Richie taught me how to be a friend
YAAAAASSSSS NICOLE DRAG HA!
Simon Pegg and Amanda Abbington everyone.
WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS
staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change
*texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep