drugdoer:

grassfire:

Imagine if Breaking Bad was set in Canada or the UK or Australia. Walt discovers he has lung cancer, is promptly treated at no cost and discharged with no financial burden apart from $20 in subsidised prescriptions. The end.

hmm. it’s almost as if Breaking Bad might have been trying to say something. Who knows, though

121,077 notes   •   October 22 2014, 01:28 AM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

themuffinmanlivesondrurylane:

Getting to the end of a fanfic only to realize it’s incomplete.

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54,546 notes   •   October 21 2014, 12:34 AM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

netlfix:

a new sex position called the ‘9’

its just me lying there, i dont have a sex life

157,627 notes   •   October 20 2014, 11:57 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

euo:

How has nobody settled for me yet I’m a solid 3

299,328 notes   •   October 20 2014, 11:53 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

whitegirlsaintshit:

controlledeuphoria:

meanfaggot:

Paris: “yah”

Nicole Richie taught me how to be a friend

YAAAAASSSSS NICOLE DRAG HA!

91,566 notes   •   October 20 2014, 11:50 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
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my blog is great but have u seen my ass

196,912 notes   •   October 20 2014, 03:39 AM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

johnlockedness:

Simon Pegg and Amanda Abbington everyone.

7,385 notes   •   October 19 2014, 03:52 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

gotochelm:

this is for you bride-of-bucky

1,782 notes   •   October 19 2014, 03:26 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

442,225 notes   •   October 19 2014, 02:23 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
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I never forget anyone… They always forget me…. That’s what hurts the most about it all…. The fact that I’m forgettable and unimportant to most people…

 - Anonymous (via soulseeker821)
631 notes   •   October 18 2014, 02:41 AM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

liamfx:

staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change 
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676,916 notes   •   October 17 2014, 08:30 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

raidioactive:

*texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep

793,121 notes   •   October 17 2014, 04:44 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

themarginistoosmall:

"I would NEVER have guessed you had anxiety and depression issues ! You’re always so confident and everything !”

Well

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111,886 notes   •   October 17 2014, 04:28 AM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE